My boss will not appear at work tomorrow. :D although i'm very much happy about that, i hate it because i'll be in charge of the whole place. Please, you expect someone like ME to run a business? This is why i did not apply for a position as the manager.
Jordan Bixler, I hope you have written a song for me. I'm sorry I told you to take things slow. But you are one heck of an AMAAAAA-ZING guy and i love love the fact that you can sing me songs while I cuddle up next to you. But that's all in our heads. Keep singing.
(this is Simon. my buddy all the way from the UK. Hat, ain't he?? *grabs scissors to cut hair*)I'm counting down to Sy's birthday. Happy Birthday in advance, Sy. Sorry, i cant afford to get you a Harley bike. :P But i love you silly.. You the awesome-est! I'm still going to cut your hair.
I was online on FB the whole day at work. and a.private.website talking to aplacentaleak. No bikini for you, darl!! :D. Drank tea at work. yum. Mummy dad mention today that i use the word 'I' tooo much. So i started this:
Mum: What did you do today?
Me : Eat. work. Relax.
Mum : Oh, sounds good. Neway, your driving lesson is tmr.
Me :K. Hear me sing, Mummy. I re-composed a song. 'ABCDEFG. H..JKLMNOP.....'
Mum : again, again? Where's your 'eye'? (I)
Me : huh? my eyes are here mummy.
Mum : No, I dint hear your 'I'!
Me : You wont hear my eye mummy. My eyes cant talk. :( *grins*
Mum: Heyyyy!!
She finally understood. Oh yes. She is slow. And I love her. And people, who are adding her on Facebook, go ahead. but please don't send messages like, 'You're so beautiful' and 'are you married?' It make me wanna operate your B@LLs out. She's a mother for starsandmoons' sake!
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