Hasta la Vista

I'm leaving. Hahahaha! No, not dying. Or leaving Blogspot.

I'm going for my National Service.

I'm tough.

*icandoit.icandoit.icandoit.fuck.i'mscared*

My research.

I have been dreading this because:

#1 - it's extremely sunny. I'll definitely faint. And become darker. I love my olive skin tone. I don't wanna become fairer or darker. *sobs*
upside : fun
downside : money wasted on weeks worth of sunblock.

#2 - they don't have water heaters. Well, i shouldn't expect more because someone please tell me WHAT camp has water heaters?? It's like boot camp. so cold showers all the way.
upside : will be fun in the girls bathroom. Screaming and running around in circles in our sarongs.
Downside : money wasted on wet wipes. Lots and lots of baby wipes.

#3 - period. time of the month where women BLEED. ugh. in the jungle. are you kidding me?
upside : NONE
downside : i'll be craving for chocolates- who's gonna get those for me? I'll be having stomach cramps -moooooooody. The need to change pads every 4 effing hours- what the hell??
Consideration : secretly take THE PILL and make everyone believe that i dont bleed because i'm pregnant. New Easy A.


#4 - giant mutant insects. *screeeeeeeeeeeeech!* I HATE INSECTS. I have no heart (or gut) to squash them. At least, all i CAN do is scream till a handsome prince comes by to rescue me from a giant mutant bug thats terrorizing me.
upside : looking forward to a handsome prince. NOT an insect exterminator.
downside : no princes in the forest. -.-
consideration : pesticide spray. yech!

****Oh yeah! Today Aryna called me to tell me she doesnt know how to kill a worm because it was in her bathroom downstairs and she was afraid. See? I was afraid for her too.****

#5 - underwear. No washing machines. So i need panty-liners. Hopefully there are no cheap girls who steal underwear there. Or perverts like Happosai.

#6 - I'm a junkie. A FOOOOOOOOOOOD junkie. I love eating. And it's quite an honour to be told that "You always have food in your mouth but i never seem to see you put on an ounce!" *Heee. thats because they dont know my weighing scale* I am :

• 106.9242 pounds
• 1710.78715 ounces
• 7.6344 stones

and i love maintaining it. Although i am still short. Well, not short. Petite.

#7 - my heart (will BEAT on and on)
I have been warned that sporty activities (sex is not sporty, btw) can lead me to heart problem. I'll have to be careful i dont get in trouble. Since i'm already prone to gastrict and chest pains and cramps. I hope there isn't any swimming involved. I'm afraid of lakes. Daddy told me the evil spirits underwater will pull me down and drown me. :/

Cute right? Booh!

I'm still contemplating whether i should go... I'm really not sure. Part of me wants to leave. The other part doesn't.

I'm looking for reasons to look forward to go. Well, thats why i have 2am-3am for. :) Nights.