And i'm actually scared. This person has been calling my house phone number and asking for me for the past 3 days. Not funny, if it's supposed to be a prank.
If you want to go on a date with me for Valentines Day, just bloody ask. =.=
My parents are freaking out and i'm not allowed to carry handbags around till the coast is clear..
Jesus, why'd you make me so famous?
Some random woman called and claimed lotsa unnatural things to my aunt. My clever aut replied, "Excuse me, there's nobody in this house by the name of 'Judy'." And today, some asshole called from a nameless bank, and asked for me. And once again, my clever aunt replied, "No Judy here" but she said it in Malay, so it's 'Judy tadak!' My dad made jokes out of it.
Some jackass called my Dad's cellphone asking for my mum. Obviously, it was directed for me. They said we won hospital insurance $ from Telekoms. WTF? I never knew TM and the health clinics are working together now.
Do these things only happen to me? 3 days in a row. Then there's some thrill-ride junkie who sped on his bike 'wrooomwroomwroom' in front of my house over and over again. I'm paranoid.
A celebrity i admired once told me i need to chill. He mentioned, 'You need a Julio in your life.' hahaha. I didnt know how to reply because i didn't need anyone in my life. But i did anyway. Well, i must have said some unpredictable things. But well, I am an unpredictable person. I forgave myself for being stupid. There was no use moping about it anyway, so I moved on. He's still my favourite Malaysian celebrity, with the long hair and the Malaysian flavour, but who am i kidding? His band is the only one with that GNR swag!
Anyway..., speaking of someone 'in my life', it's not working. Gah. I depend on Aryna for teenage emotional support too much. It even sounds gay when i say that. Cheryl is hardly around these days and some Nigerian guy is stalking her~ i hope she's safe. Ain has her cousin who just wont stop bugging her on Facebook. Biatch. Leave the damn girl alone! So what if she has a boyfriend and is a bit more hi-tech than you?? Christ!
and what is it with the Mubarak guy? Come on! Send Moses. He freed the people remember?
I'm sure there's a Moses somewhere in Egypt right now...Oh gosh, i miss Seth. Its been awfully long since he came online to talk to me about bikinis, masturbation and his dirty jokes. And Simon, too. He got laid. Boys. Will they EVER change? Aron is online every night. Which is good. Because he sends me a lot of WEIRD emoticons. And they make me laugh so hard, i get a tummy ache. So i have to wait for Nial to come back on Sunday so we can Skype together to Eyes Set To Kill.
great! Guessing game:
Aron: Guess what i just did? It has a letter O in it.Me: Orgasm?
Aron: LOL no. It also has an R in it.
Me: ORgasm?
Aron: *raises eyebrow* Can you think of anything else other than that, if thats possible?
Aryna, i hope you enjoyed that. Dont worry bout your Dad.. I think he's undergoing midlife crisis, and you're gonna get your period soon. Funny, i'm not PMSing to it yet. LOL. i'm in an awfully good mood. My dad's undergoing midlife crisis too. Thats why he's trying to convince my mum not to be afraid of dying. =.= See what a wonderful strange family I have? iIts so wonderful, that 'wonderful' has a whole new meaning to it.
Goodnight, loves!
*makes a shopping list*
~ new night gown.
~ shoe laces
~ more bejeweled stickers
~ pendrive
~ Christopher Pike books?? *must ask mum for $$*
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